weepingbird:

crabmandible:

I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes

you: making aalittle thing with clay

the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes 

joey-wheeler-official:

pewdiepie fans really be like “he apologizes in between every racist thing he does”

postmarxed:

There’s legitimate complaints against the soviet union and then there’s “my wealthy grandmother had to flee with a fistful of jewelry and if you don’t care about her property being redistributed you’re just as bad as the nazis and if I have to care about US based issues like blackface when racism doesn’t exist in my eastern european country you should care about how offensive communism is to me” and I really read this whole thing just waiting to see who was gonna point out how fucking stupid this post was but nobody did so I’m just gonna let y'all know I better not see any dumbass bullshit like this on my dash again

lace:

Straight people when the worst song you’ve ever heard comes on:

a-spoon-is-born:

branewurms:

beggars-opera:

Colophon: a statement at the end of a book containing the scribe or owner’s name, date of completion, or bitching about how hard it is to write a book in the dark ages

• Oh, my hand
  
• The parchment is very hairy
• Thank God it will soon be dark
• St. Patrick of Armagh, deliver me from writing
• Now I’ve written the whole thing; for Christ’s sake give me a drink
  
• Oh d fuckin abbot
• Massive hangover
• Whoever translated these Gospels did a very poor job
  
• Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night
  
• If someone else would like such a handsome book, come and look me up in Paris, across from the Notre Dame cathedral
  
• I shall remember, O Christ, that I am writing of Thee, because I am wrecked today
• Do not reproach me concerning the letters, the ink is bad and the parchment scanty and the day is dark
  
• 11 golden letters, 8 shilling each; 700 letters with double shafts, 7 shilling for each hundred; and 35 quires of text, each 16 leaves, at 3 shilling each. For such an amount I won’t write again
  
• Here ends the second part of the title work of Brother Thomas Aquinas of the Dominican Order; very long, very verbose; and very tedious for the scribe; thank God, thank God, and again thank God
• If anyone take away this book, let him die the death, let him be fried in a pan; let the falling sickness and fever seize him; let him be broken on the wheel, and hanged. Amen
  

what does oh d fuckin abbot even MEAN

an abbot is the head of a monastery so it just means “fuck my boss” basically, an abbreviation of “O damned fuckin Abbot”. this is what it looks like:

Brasenose College MS 7, f.62v 

someonekillpewdiepie:

right wingers be like *is a fundamentally unlikable and bad person in every single way possible*

my friend encountered an actual cryptid today lads

greelin:

“bi men w/ women and bi women w/ men don’t count lol” y’all LOVE being clowns huh.. honking your little clown noses.. wearing your size 18 shoes in firetruck red

feraldyke:

straight people watching brokeback mountain and going “heehee gay cowboys! so funny!” is literally evil. it’s a movie about how gay men are terrified to be together and a lot of them end up in unhappy and unfulfilling het marriages. a lot of gay men back in the day were cowboys with the express purpose of living their fucking lives. gay cowboys existed everywhere because being out there in the middle of fuck knows where surrounded my other men (often times their partners) and farm animals was better than being publicly out and murdered, especially if you were a man of color, since they pioneered cowboy culture.

grinch-fuckers:

if you wanna enrage some fragile male egos just go to reddit and say that the witcher 3 was a sexist game, you’ll see their heads literally explode in the futile attempt to justify all the misogynistic shit in it lmao

snulbug2:

I swear I don’t mean this in like a condescending way although maybe I do but the fact that the big controversy on tumblr rn is “do writers put symbolism into their writing or did english teachers make that up” is really bringing home for me the fact that you guys really are all in 10th grade

toadprince:

Everyone acting like JK Rowling was so bad at representation like she didn’t have Nymphadora Tonks representing straight girls with short dyed hair on tinder that try to get lesbians to fuck their ugly hairy boyfriends. 😩😩😩😩

sunfortune:

sunfortune:

sunfortune:

I can’t take any criticism of female artists in indie/alternative/rock Seriously bc I’m always like…the 1975 are right there

not only did these fools get big off the Most incomprehensible music that didn’t even have the decency to, at the Very least, sound Good. they’re Still dropping terrible sounding music in 2018 with lyrics like “you make me hard but she makes me weak” like LSMLSJSKS??? Sir…you are a grown ass man. and somehow out of everyone They’re Not getting clowned to hell and back?? It doesnt add up

if y’all would oppress these famous indie dudes more we wouldn’t get shit like this